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I want to learn Dutch.

Since it’s similar to German, I understand it when I read it (or I press random buttons at the self-checkout until I do), but when I hear it, I’m from a different planet, and not from the neighbouring country. If someone is talking to me, then I smile awkwardly and ask in English if they could repeat it in German or English. I still don’t know if it would actually make more sense to ask this in German because of the similarities, but since I struggle with understanding Dutch as a German, it’s probably the other way around, too. I’m also used to defaulting to English the moment I cross the German border. Anyway.

Since the 2140 office is in Amsterdam, with many regular and visiting cool people, I consider learning Dutch a great investment. I’ve been in the Netherlands for more than two months now, and I’m finally embarrassed enough. My current Airbnb host struggles with English, so we tried to talk to each other with Google Translate. I wanted to tell her that she could also speak into the translator, but the whole situation was already messy enough, so I just patiently waited until she finished her message in Dutch and fixed all her typos. When I could read in English what she wanted to tell me (it was what I already thought but wasn’t sure), we were both so relieved that we gave each other a high five and laughed. The situation was so ridiculous that we almost started to just use hand movements. One time I didn’t even know the name for dustpan in German or English, so I just made the hand movement on the ground and she immediately understood it. That was fun, but I made a mental note to seriously learn Dutch and not just wing it and continue putting other people in this situation. Anyway, again.

In January, I used Duolingo to learn a bit of Portuguese for bitcoin++ in Brazil. It helped, but I was still completely stranded. My Portuguese and the airport staff’s English were almost not good enough to order a hamburger. Duolingo prepared me to become a barista with sentences like “Um café ou um chá?”

A few weeks ago, I read this from @niftynei in 2024:

@jack posted a really amazing YouTube video that really nicely encapsulates how I think about learning languages: acquiring them, not learning them. I’ve been complaining for a while about how ineffective I find most apps for languages. I really want to try this story-telling exercise they suggest in the video, with German.

I asked her if she got the chance to try this out. She said she found this website where someone does exactly this! So now I wonder: is there a similar website for Dutch?? I haven’t found one yet, so I started to use Duolingo again.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. A lot of words to ask you: how would you learn acquire a new language?

I've improved my Spanish loads and am now working on German using this method. Hope this helps.

I understand the frustration with charades for sure lol.

  1. Use Pimsleur (speaking, listening and ad libbing) and Duolingo (vocabulary and reinforcemen)
  2. The USA diplomatic training (Foreign Service Institute) -- It's free, gets super advanced (at least in Spanish), but you end up sounding like a diplomat
  3. Find a language exchange partner -- I used Italki
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55 sats \ 2 replies \ @iguano 22h

Learning a language from the same family shouldn’t be that hard.

My mother tongue is Spanish, so Portuguese or Italian would probably be the easiest path. My second and third languages are English and French, and those two were a different story. 😅

I’d also like to learn something completely different, maybe Chinese or Japanese. Just because… why not?

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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 22h

I thought I could learn sign language in college, but you had to pay for it iirc. I also learned that there isn't just one, but many different sign languages.

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55 sats \ 0 replies \ @iguano 22h

That reminds me of my first years in college. I liked this girl, and when I finally worked up the courage to ask for her phone number, I found out she was mute. I didn’t know how to communicate with her or how to react, so she just kind of looked at me strangely and walked away. We never spoke again after that.

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55 sats \ 0 replies \ @john_doe 19h

I would not use Duolingo because those I have known using it are not a good indicator it works. Also I think an app which congratulates too much is a waste of time and is for those suffering from short attention span.

If you mean by acquire being able to speak, read and write, then nothing beats buying or downloading a book to learn Dutch and practicing in real life.
You should also read short novels in Dutch or try newspapers. The translator on Kagi is quite good but unfortunately a specialized electronic dictionary is still better (in terms of time spent on a keyboard and quality of answers). If you are not serious about learning Dutch or don't want to spend the money yet, then I found Quickdic useful on Android.

TLDR: buy/download a book, don't use an app.

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147 sats \ 1 reply \ @unboiled 23 Sep

"Similar to German" feels a bit like a stretch.

The vowels are drastically different. Good luck finding anything with "ij" or the vowel used in "heeft", whatever that one is called, in German. Let alone some of the more fun consonants.
Scheveningen, anyone?

Putting all of that aside. I always advise to watch ads.
They're repetitive, enunciate really well, form part of popular culture over time, and usually you know exactly what they're trying to tell you anyway.
Pair that with some formal lessons for basic grammar and you're well on your way.

For me the key thing was not feeling like an (utter) idiot when trying to pronounce snippets. Then extend the incredibly well pronounced snippets' length successively until the language is spoken acquired. En klaar is Kees, daar heb je het.

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Watching ads is really clever. I've never come across that recommendation before.

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44 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 17h

Living there and using it everyday is probably the best way. Use Duolingo and watch TV shows in Dutch. Getting a Dutch speakinv girlfriend would create some motivation too.

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As a Dutch person... just use English and save yourself the hassle... Dutch grammar is a mess, even for me. A gazillion exceptions, without logic. Dutch people will switch to English effortlessly and usually do not mind at all.

The fact that you have an Airbnb host, in Amsterdam no less, that does not speak English, is beyond me... you really won the lottery there lol...

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145 sats \ 14 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

Sorry, I wasn't clear. I'm not in Amsterdam anymore; this was near Sneek.

I want to learn Dutch because I think it's important not to let language limit your ability to connect with people, and I want to feel less like a foreigner. Also, I think if you live in a country long enough, you should learn their language, and not expect other people to speak your language, even if it's English.

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you should learn their language, and not expect other people to speak your language, even if it's English.

I disagree with that. If 2 people have a language in common, then that can be used, especially if both are proficient in that. I explicitly ask of some of my US friends in NL to please speak English unless they're doing a practice run, and in the latter case, one hour max, haha.

Edit. PS:

Sneek

I'm right now giving myself a schouderklopje - I was even right about the province...

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145 sats \ 12 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

The "long enough" does a lot of work in my sentence.

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I took it into consideration and still disagree. Especially in Europe, because union.

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Either we have a misunderstanding again, or I would consider you rude and/or inconsiderate for having lived in a country for many years and expecting the people you talk to to speak English, even when it means they struggle more in a conversation in their own country than you do, when you’ve had plenty of time to learn their language.

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I don't see how there is a misunderstanding here. Your prejudice simply isn't compatible with my experience. Which is good because even though you exclaim that I must be rude and inconsiderate, I don't wish for you to make the same mistakes I made.

So go ahead and rule the world ek. It's wide open for ya. Do it better than I did. Do it better than anyone ever did before.

@remindme in 50 years to ask @ek after how many languages he gave up.

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20 sats \ 5 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

You’re really annoying when you think you’re right

So do you agree with the people who say that immigrants should at least try to assimilate more to the culture of the countries they migrate to?

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59 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 23 Sep

Yes, absolutely

Also: #1561428

Note: Learning Dutch is no great investment at all because you can just speak English, anywhere, especially in Amsterdam. Nevertheless, I did it too.

For me, not having much education in German prior, it was harder for me to learn German after Dutch, because Germans simply do not understand a word I say. I think the other way around ought to be easier and I know a bunch of Germans that think so too, but every native speaker will be rolling their eyes with every germanisering you'll pollute their language with (whereas they will not do that if you insert any English word anywhere)

For me, I worked with a bunch of Dutch people and I spent a lot of evenings in the pubs so I just picked it up like that at first, and then I took some classes because "street Dutch" is like English without self-censoring any bad word. It's probably better to do it the other way around: start with some classes.

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163 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 23 Sep
"street Dutch" is like English without self-censoring any bad word

I love how they use diseases to insult each other haha

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deceases and genitals are the must-have words in terms of understanding Dutch so that when someone calls you a teringlijer or a klootzak then you know what's what.

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Learning Dutch is no great investment

this.

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I have been trying to learn French for years and still struggling with comprehension as you say

Reading writing speaking are intermediate but listening is the weakest discipline for me

Also french is basically a dead language like Latin, I mean apart from the French who are super protective of it, who else uses it? A few bygone former french colonies, Senegal, ivory coast, Algeria perhaps but even they prefer Arabic

I've tried evening school, Duolingo, apps, but I find proof of work is the only real way if you can't live in said country, so I literally take a video and slow it down and break it down piece by piece

The problem with french is, they have classroom french and street french, which I suppose they have for any language but the spoken way drops parts that are always written

My goal is to be able to listen to a political or cultural debate on french TV where there are 4 or 5 guests all shouting over each other lol

I should imagine Dutch is like french in that, it's only used in Holland and a few colonies like Aruba for example, I'm wondering if the Flemish region of Belgium is a type of Dutch?

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Flemish and Dutch have the same origin in terms of language. Neither that or French are dead languages though lol

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200 sats \ 1 reply \ @anon 23 Sep

Vloams een soort Ollands? Zedde gaai zot geworre, joeng? Echt Nederlans, da’s Antwaarps. D’Ollanders hemme da van oons gepikt, mor ze zen de helft van de klanke onderweg kwijtgespeuld. En nui denke ze nog da zij Nederlans klappe. Amai men kloten.

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I threw that into a translator and it spat out the curse words an all 😂😂 very cool 😎

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Not as widely used as Spanish then mdr 😋

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119 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 23 Sep
the French who are super protective of it

funny story from Australia: some farmers wouldn't hire French backpackers anymore after bad experiences with their English

The problem with french is, they have classroom french and street french, which I suppose they have for any language but the spoken way drops parts that are always written

I learned a bit of French in school. Once, a French exchange student came to our class and didn't understand some of the words we learned, because he only ever used the "street version", haha

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I went to Amsterdam a few years ago for a weekend and our 'meet up' bar had this Dutch barman who had such a command of the English language, he switched accents depending on the person ordering..... He specialised in the Liverpool accent 🤣🤣

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I liked the book Fluent Forever to get some ideas about how to learn a language. There is also an app but I did not used it.

Basically

  • learn lots of words
  • expose yourself to the language (in the country/online)
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 23h
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages.

Haha the book starts off well. Thanks for the recommendation!

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🤣

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I feel that you have to know your learning style. So Singapore is a multiracial country. Whenever I want to learn a Malay word from my students, I will get one of them to write it down. Once I see the spelling, I will internalise how to say it. I am blessed that I am thick-skinned, so I am the kind who will find an opportunity to apply the word I have learnt. Usually people are flattered and amazed that I know such a word. This small win makes me want to learn another word to impress them.

I also find that learning to say funny things helps. For example, I tell my students put your kaki gemok under your desk. Kaki gemok means fat leg. 🦵 Never fails to make people laugh whenever I use it

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I've found the Pimsleur audio books are quite good, picked up enough german for a trip (combined with years of rammstein listening)

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I like how you said "acquire," and not learn -- as if it's a thing to collect and gather. Very nice

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47 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

lol, I stole it from @niftynei, in case you didn't notice

I also like it!

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My guess is that you would pick up Dutch a lot better than Portuguese, even from Duolingo, since it's a hybrid of languages you already speak fluently.

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The same thing happened to me with Duolingo, hahaha... When we were leaving Cuba for Brazil, my wife and I spent four or five months studying Portuguese beforehand, watching some YouTube videos and using Duolingo... and when we arrived in Brazil, it wasn't very helpful. The only thing that saved us was that Spanish and Portuguese are similar... and even then, you still have to be careful what you say because you can offend someone without realizing it, hahaha. Even so, I can tell you that the best way to learn a language is to live with people who speak it. We learned Portuguese here on the fly, and once I lived with a guy who was Italian and I learned some Italian too, although I've practically forgotten it because I never practiced it with anyone again. But living with a native speaker helps a lot, or at least with people who are studying it or something like that.

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20 sats \ 4 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

Imagine telling a Dutch person it’s a waste of time learning their language 👀

They have words we don’t have, like every language, and I don’t want to limit myself to Amsterdam.

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I don't mind saying it.

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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek OP 23 Sep
I don’t mind saying it.

lol, now you deleted your comment

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Learning Dutch is a waste of time since most of them speak English, but you are free to waste your time.

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20 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek OP 23 Sep

Would love to hear what reaction you get when you do

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