The department of defense is now the department of war (stupid), the Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America (less stupid but unnecessary) . You can just name things whatever you want and if people don't like it- cry harder.
Will football be next?
If Team USA wins the World Cup should the rest of the world acquiesce and accept the sport being called by its proper American name- SOCCER?
YES13.3%
Absolutely0.0%
Affirmative0.0%
Without question0.0%
Of course0.0%
No doubt0.0%
YUP6.7%
For sure13.3%
Some people call soccer football?26.7%
grayruby is a stupid stupid man40.0%
15 votes \ poll ended
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Not at all. It's the classic name and way more honest. It's easily less stupid than gulf of America.
I will grant you it is way more honest but it would be nice to aim to be something other than war mongers.
Yes
To be fair, they surely didn't rename it with the purpose of being more honest lol
It was an accidental honesty
Oh shit. This tweet cracked me up
Haha. Wow if soccer was like a triple threat match in wrestling it would be amazing.
We should add that one to the list @Undisciplined. If we aren't careful we might not just make soccer great for the first time, we might actually make it the greatest.
...then name it Trumpball
Great minds
#1518503
That is clearly an experiment worth running.
I've played chess on a tri-board like that. Its amazing... And also really stupid: Dominant strategy is to gang up on one party
https://twiiit.com/ahanthaihannah/status/2072433972798234713
what's soccer...? Asking for a stupid Europoorean friend
It’s a lot like handball but with feet
I vote for feetball
Nice. Twice as good as football.
More if they let other animals play
strange, then, that it's not called football
Maybe because the players typically have socks on
Quick history:
The term "soccer" was commonly used in England itself in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, alongside "football."Why "soccer" stuck in some places but not others:
Bonus fun facts:
In short: "Soccer" = slang from "Association Football" — a very English invention that became the global disambiguator outside the UK.
European Languages
German: Fußball
French: Football
Spanish: Fútbol
Italian: Calcio (derived from Latin calx, meaning "heel")
Portuguese: Futebol
Dutch: Voetbal
Polish: Piłka nożna
Russian: Футбол (Futbol)
Greek: Ποδόσφαιρο (Podósfairo)
Swedish: Fotboll
Croatian/Slovenian: Nogomet
Asian Languages
Chinese (Mandarin): 足球 (Zúqiú)
Japanese: サッカー (Sakkā) or フットボール (Futtobōru)
Korean: 축구 (Chuggu)
Hindi: फुटबॉल (Futbōl)
Thai: ฟุตบอล (Futbok)
Vietnamese: Bóng đá
Indonesian/Malay: Sepak bola
Other Major Languages
Arabic: كرة القدم (Kurat al-qadam)
Hebrew: כדורגל (Keduregel)
Turkish: Futbol
Swahili: Soka
Hawaiian: Pôpeku
Welsh: Pêl-droed
Afrikaans: Sokker
Honestly the lovers of beautiful game don't get to call it the same, why bother with the rebel child of Britain calling it whatever they want
We're all of them and the only sport that truly unites the world on hatting refs/VAR
in Brasil we also reference it as "the old violent Briton game"
This doesn’t sound right. Maybe @Aardvark can enlighten us about the real origin story.
This would be a great purpose for the triumphant return of the @Aardvark
There you have it. It was the Europeans own doing.
I don't know how it exists or why it exists but the fact is it does and if the sport is going to be great for the first time it should be called by its proper name- Soccer. Wouldn't want to confuse it with an already great sport known as Football.
you're right, whatever the USA team is putting on the field in the World Cup is so abysmal as to be distinguished by a separate name. (Almost as bad as Canada... they out yet?)
Not yet. We play Morocco on Saturday. Is that even a real country? I remember being a teen in high school and an attractive new female student said she was from Morocco and I had no idea what that was (apparently geography wasn't my best subject) but I thought it must be a great place. Haha
barely. Much like saskatchewan
What if Canada wins?
Then the playing surface will have to switch to ice and players will have to wear skates. We will call it sockey. The bloodshed is part of the fun.
I'd also vote for allowing sticks to beat each other. Maybe aesthetically pleasing, curved ones. Much like hurling, but Canadian of course.
I like it. Good idea.
Hahaha , I love this. No matter what you call it. It's fútbol for me! Enjoy the beautiful game. Especially tonight where I could watch the return of Spain. All players getting better at right moment.
Spain was amazing. People are paying insane prices to watch Ronaldo in Toronto tonight. Cheapest ticket is 2700.
With Trump administration, every thing gets a new name especially if America wins
Should they keep soccer or call it Trumpball?
Trumpball will definitely be it :)
Why not just call it American football like we do here in Europe? Honestly, I think it’d even be better for the Americans. Having 'American' right in the name sounds way cooler, right? Like Gulf of America.
How about Americaball? Even better.
That doesn't sound right. fUSAball ? ahahah
Soccer and Football are used interchangeably here... I think Soccer in the US is what the rest of the world call football. And football in the US is what the rest of the world call rugby.
Only goes to show this ominous "rest of the world" has no clue what rugby is.
My first grayruby stupid man vote 🫂 🤗
It needs to happen.