Chuck Norris can guess your seed phrase in a single try
Chuck Norris pays negative 10 sats/vByte for onchain transaction.
Chuck Norris front-ran Satoshi Nakamoto
Chuck Norris can mine bitcoin in his brain but doesn’t because it centralizes the hash rate.
Chuck Norris can go the same direction Jim Cramer predicts.
https://m.stacker.news/11525
https://m.stacker.news/11526
If Chuck Norris forked bitcoin it would remain the longest chain.
The last two are legit laugh out loud!