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Wait, so that was real? I thought someone hacked the account or he was just joking around on social media.

How does someone run from the police and live tweet about it?

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How does someone run from the police and live tweet about it?

Clearly you're not LP material.

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Exactly! I was going to ask if he had ever been to an LP meeting.

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Do those typically end with running from the cops while tweeting about it?

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There are some great stories about LP candidates. Maybe none as crazy as this, though.

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Um, are you forgetting that John McAfee was an LP presidential candidate?

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Yes I did! Peter Schiff's dad too, but his crime doesn't count - tax evasion.

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He's going to be hard to top.

"I've been training for this moment all my life"

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37 sats \ 0 replies \ @justin_shocknet 28 Oct -100 sats

Really the only thing newsworthy about this is that it didn't happen in New Hampshire

What else is there to do, really??

Reading this #1603339

Meanwhile, the libertarian senate candidate is playing Rambo in the woods, live-tweeting his standoff with the police while his own party begs him not to kill himself

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Good thing I'm not a Libertarian, then.

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Don't be a special snowflake. For all intents and purposes, that's clearly what you are.

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upper-case! Definitely not.

Also, how does a moronic Rambo dude in any way reflect on me...? I also breathe air just like him.

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upper-case!

I missed your subtle writing device. Statement retracted.

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devil is in the deets, huh!

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Based and pardon-worthy.

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All politicians are populists. The people who are actually ideologically loyal manage to convince no one. There's no need to frame something that's already perfect to convince someone else.