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What are you? I want to know which ethnicity is at fault for losing 2026. Do you pronounce "forward" as "foeward"?

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We need to press 2 for Spanish and 3 for Ebonics

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We did a schoolwide mock election in High School (year=2000). Our team had Pat Buchanan. We made a video ad in which someone choking on food dialed 911. She got "Press 1 for Spanish, Press 2 for Chinese, Press 3 for Swahili, ..." and on and on and on until she choked to death.

Our team got in big trouble for putting that ad together.

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what was your punishment?

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don't remember, just a stern talking to IIRC

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Just imagine if you had done that in 2016

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Do you think that’s where they got the idea?

You seem to have more to answer for than me.

Great ad. You should have gotten cushy campaign jobs out of that.

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The best part was the operator continuing to drone on after she's dead on the floor

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drone as a verb or a noun?

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You still use your phone as a phone?

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When I have to call the hospital

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This is hilariously deranged

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