Really?!?!! For fucks sake! Those Chinese LLMs were lying to me!!! Again! Maybe I should stop trust them 100 % and/or rely on them... /s And maybe not only the Chinese ones! /s^2
Anyway, it is about a very different "sport" than climbing or whatever it is actually... In short, I wanted from it to give me a comparison of a common "dojo" "culture" across several European states, concerning my favorite martial art/passion nr. 1 (if I exclude those more obvious ones...).
As a negative (or inverse?) ground truth I picked up Poland... (Context: Brrr, nightmare... They would let anyone rip off their arm, if that act would secure them medal in the tiniest competition event in a 100 km radius... They are totally hard-core completely insane mfuckers. You don't understand the concept of a "tough guy", if you haven't had a clash with some fighter from Poland. For example, I do not understand it either... On the brighter side, being such an ignorant caused I am still alive and all my limbs are more less in its right plaaace. [Huh, ehm... Hello my besties from Poland, sorry for being stereotypical xenophobic jerk. Have you known that 4 generations back my family was Polish too, basically? You haven't...! I see... do pierdole, you ignorant assholes!])
Then I added to the comparison 4 other states, to which I am considering relocation the next year, i.e. the Netherlands, UK, Finland and Ireland. And the results were roughly as follows, in my own words:
UK - whateva, the sport is spread basically everywhere, so it seems anyone can pick up any "dojo culture" he or she wants... So I guess the range is something like: FROM dojos under tight control of a born and raised Scottish Gipsy mafia guys with the only intention to maximize revenue of a heroin dealing ON ONE SIDE... (Imagine any scene from movie Trainspotting...) TO dojos run by ego and body (long-time ago) dead Buddhist monks where the dojo rules forbid touching each other, because you could kill a fly, unaware flying innocently between you and your sparring buddy. (And trust me, there ARE so many flies due to rotting form those many many deaths.) I guess the Buddhist kinda forgot how many new "souls" of various germs appear and increase their population quickly, when you let sweaty people touch each other. Isn't that worth a one minor life of fly?
Ireland - Basically Poland disguised in green color and hippie-like LOVE everywhere. Essentially, they break all your ribs, but after the torture ends, they gonna hug you tighttly all the time in the next 24 hours (at least), buy you endless amount of Guiness pints in nearby pub and will be kissing you all the time, no matter how big their scratching ginger beards are! Luvely, isn't it! Much better than Poland, really, trust me on this, fellows! <3 :*
AND FINALLY, the NETHERLANDS - according to this LLM their dojo culture is...
Eh, sorry pals, I'm running late for my super fav regular Friday's OpenMat...
Really?!?!! For fucks sake! Those Chinese LLMs were lying to me!!! Again! Maybe I should stop trust them 100 % and/or rely on them... /s And maybe not only the Chinese ones! /s^2
Anyway, it is about a very different "sport" than climbing or whatever it is actually... In short, I wanted from it to give me a comparison of a common "dojo" "culture" across several European states, concerning my favorite martial art/passion nr. 1 (if I exclude those more obvious ones...).
As a negative (or inverse?) ground truth I picked up Poland...
(Context: Brrr, nightmare... They would let anyone rip off their arm, if that act would secure them medal in the tiniest competition event in a 100 km radius... They are totally hard-core completely insane mfuckers. You don't understand the concept of a "tough guy", if you haven't had a clash with some fighter from Poland. For example, I do not understand it either... On the brighter side, being such an ignorant caused I am still alive and all my limbs are more less in its right plaaace. [Huh, ehm... Hello my besties from Poland, sorry for being stereotypical xenophobic jerk. Have you known that 4 generations back my family was Polish too, basically? You haven't...! I see... do pierdole, you ignorant assholes!])
Then I added to the comparison 4 other states, to which I am considering relocation the next year, i.e. the Netherlands, UK, Finland and Ireland. And the results were roughly as follows, in my own words:
UK - whateva, the sport is spread basically everywhere, so it seems anyone can pick up any "dojo culture" he or she wants... So I guess the range is something like: FROM dojos under tight control of a born and raised Scottish Gipsy mafia guys with the only intention to maximize revenue of a heroin dealing ON ONE SIDE... (Imagine any scene from movie Trainspotting...) TO dojos run by ego and body (long-time ago) dead Buddhist monks where the dojo rules forbid touching each other, because you could kill a fly, unaware flying innocently between you and your sparring buddy. (And trust me, there ARE so many flies due to rotting form those many many deaths.) I guess the Buddhist kinda forgot how many new "souls" of various germs appear and increase their population quickly, when you let sweaty people touch each other. Isn't that worth a one minor life of fly?
Ireland - Basically Poland disguised in green color and hippie-like LOVE everywhere. Essentially, they break all your ribs, but after the torture ends, they gonna hug you tighttly all the time in the next 24 hours (at least), buy you endless amount of Guiness pints in nearby pub and will be kissing you all the time, no matter how big their scratching ginger beards are! Luvely, isn't it! Much better than Poland, really, trust me on this, fellows! <3 :*
AND FINALLY, the NETHERLANDS - according to this LLM their dojo culture is...
Eh, sorry pals, I'm running late for my super fav regular Friday's OpenMat...
TO BE CONTINUED! (Maybe.)