offering or making a payment to induce someone to vote, withhold their vote, or vote for or against a candidate is a criminal offence, punishable by a fine, up to one year in prison, or both. A willful violation can carry up to two years’ imprisonment.

How dare Trump distribute cash directly instead of smuggling it through overly complicated forms that only Democrat voters qualify for and are practiced in filling out! This is an outrage.

Oh wait a minute. Stimmy payments are obtained through tax filings! Oh! This is a double outrage.