Sure. So I just gave everyone that was stolen from a $50 solution to not need some $100k a year service to be alerted. And not rely on mempoolspace either. All you need to do is follow any hardforks. Your current software will in lieu of hardforks be capable of following the utxoset, period. Lasting solution.

We can talk down to all that and say it's just a spur of the moment thing and everyone will forget about it. But for every script I write there are a 1000 others like me writing a similar script. And if they aren't then maybe I should make a post and push some inspiration. Because... this is Bitcoin. Not Sheepcoin. Bitcoin dgaf, but Bitcoiners gaf.

Here's the real message tho: I actually know people that will take action on shit like this at my poke. Because they owe me, because they respect me, because we've worked in the past to eradicate predators. So if you're reading this in the future and find that your stolen LBTC is moving and have a hard time getting action, hit me up. I will do my best to get some people moving on it.