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Lol the gram had me by wanting a video upload or a picture selfie 🤳

My account is totally random like @ er356hfd34yg

So I was like, could I just screenshot a selfie off the internet and submit it lol, surely not

Low and behold it worked 😂🤣😂🤣

I got past the zuck's guards lolol

The doomscrolling continues


I bet the Zuck spent billions on that verification system

No doubt the next trap will be to provide another selfie of the same person which could be tricky.....hmmm

Might have to say I've transitioned lol 😂 they can't say a thing diversity and inclusion remember

it's all fun & giggles until u know that...
people appear to have MAC addresses native to their flesh 💀📲🤖 that can sync up with the mobile devices & hence the network at large; Elon has already disclosed that brain electrodes aren't necessary for a working neuralink model, and people have been discovering MAC addresses at cemeteries; the user is already KYC'ed in so many ways, including simple signal triangulation;

if u wish to browse instagram, consider https://flufi.me/about

surely some crazy brave souls will use neuralink too, otherwise how will the plugged-in zombies get our memes?

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What in the Alex Jones tin foil hat are you talking about 🤣😂🤣🤣

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"When a superior man hears of the Tao,
he immediately begins to embody it.

When an average man hears of the Tao,
he half believes it, half doubts it.

When a foolish man hears of the Tao,
he laughs out loud.

If he didn’t laugh,
it wouldn’t be the Tao."
~ Lao Tzu

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