It's just that you didn't use the magic word. You see, you should have talked about that interview with Emily Wilson where she says that Wasabi is the best way to be a cypherpunk. Leave out the part where she said she only said it for the CCs. Just you know, the plain truth, of the most important thing ever invented: Wasabi. You cannot deny this because it is the universal truth. Nothing happens in the world without Wasabi. If Putin farts he better proclaim the superiority of Wasabi beforehand, or the fart will be downzapped.