I read this twice and I still don't follow parts, but this part was clear:

if I run up my and my new renter's credit cards to market buy, let's say bitcoin and gold bars, my "bitcoin-and-gold per household member" doesn't magically go up. Or rather: saying that it increased is pointless and misleading since all I did was market buy asset on credit.

Somehow, last summer this was the coolest thing ever and this summer no one likes it at all. Poor Saylor.

Maybe he'll recover it all by selling forkcoins...