This afternoon my daughter and I ventured out for a walk along the empty roads behind our house (unfortunately my son did not want to join us- teenagers).
Earlier this year we moved to a new housing development. Our house is the very last house in phase one of the development, which means behind us there is nothing but empty lots and a few paved roads that act more as walking/bike riding trails than roads. If it ever gets built, this area will eventually be phase 3. I say if because the Canadian real estate market is teetering and many developers have stalled and cancelled projects over the last few years. This developer still hasn't sold all the homes in phase 1 and 2 so I am not sure they are close to breaking ground on phase 3. Great for us, probably not great for them.
As we were walking my daughter asked why there are so many signs? I said these are lot assignments and they will have new homes on them one day. She asked why they are not building the homes yet and I told her the company that builds the houses must sell enough of them first to get enough money to start building the houses. I explained to her that typically when you buy a new house you put down what's called a down payment and have to make more payments over time as the house is being built. She understood the concept.
We continued walking along for a while and then she wondered why the person buying the house doesn't just buy it all at once like how we buy things when we go to the store? I said because houses are very expensive and most people don't have enough money to pay for them all at once, so they pay some money up front and borrow the rest from the bank. They pay the bank back money over time with some interest (I had to then further explain what interest meant).
She was quiet for a few minutes as we continued our trek and then suddenly asked "where does the bank get the money?". I didn't want to get into the details of fractional reserve banking so I just said "they create it out off thin air. Loans create new money."
"Like fake money" she exclaimed.
At first I said "yes" and felt like going into a diatribe about fiat currency, fractional reserve banking, central banks and government largesse but I collected myself and then corrected myself, "the money is not actually fake, it is real money you can spend but it creates more money in the system and reduces the value of all other money".
She definitely didn't get it so I thought for a moment and then told her this tale for the remainder of our walk home.
Let's say you live on an island.
"Can it be an island of dogs" she interrupted. To which I replied "yes, even better."
You live on dog island. The island is filled with many friendly and helpful dogs. Every day you work all day to bake one dog treat (my original story was going to involve bananas and monkeys but I quickly pivoted to dog treats and dogs as per request). You save up the treats you bake over the week and then at the end of the week get the local dogs to help you with some chores. One dog comes and chews up all the grass on your lawn to keep it short and looking good. Another dog comes and licks your windows clean. (She was laughing at my chore examples so I knew I was getting somewhere). Maybe another dog comes and chases away those naughty squirrels digging holes in your yard. After all the helpful dogs finish their chores you give them each one treat. Some weeks you might give away all your treats, other weeks you may save some to give away later when you have bigger chores for the dogs to do.
She was grasping all of this well and enjoying the story but she had no idea what a harrowing tale it was about to become.
You are enjoying your life on dog island, working to make all the treats you need to give to the dogs that help you get all your chores done but one day everything changes. Someone new moves onto the Island. Let's call him Daddy, and Daddy has a magic dog treat oven. His magic dog treat oven doesn't just make one dog treat a day it makes as many dog treats as he wants. Hundreds, Thousands, Millions, even infinite dog treats.
She is likely thinking this sounds pretty great. "Do you know what happens next?" I ask. "No" she replies.
Because Daddy can make as many dog treats as he wants he can give all the helpful dogs more treats to do the same chores they were doing for you. He can give them 2 dog treats each, or maybe 5, or even 10 it doesn't matter how many because he has a magic dog treat oven that can make infinite treats.
At this point we were just a minute or so away from home and she said "wow daddy you could have a million dogs working for you with all those treats". I said "that's right and how many dogs would be working for you". She thought for a few seconds and then frowned and said "none". I said "The End. And that is how the bank making new money out of thin air makes everyone else's money less valuable- it's like they have a magic dog treat oven except for money."
Thanks for reading.
Sats for all,
GR
I really liked how cool it was and although you could guess the rest of the story (because we lived on this island a little longer than your daughter), I read the whole story with a smile until the end and enjoyed this writing style,,, but apart from the topic that was discussed between the lovely father and daughter, I said to myself how much sweeter and more bearable life could be for me if I too had the blessing of one or two attractive and lovely children and a happy family,,, I think with the knowledge I have of myself, I could really be a good father so that my children would love me and be happy and content with being by my side, of course, if this damn disease had not come to me and my wife had not left me in the first 6 months of our life because of my illness (of course, I completely give her the right and I do not blame her for leaving me) and a year or two after our marriage, the first child I preferred was a boy, so that his eyes and hair were similar to mine and of course he would be tall and After 3 or 4 years, the second child I loved was a girl, and she was beautiful and lovely like her mother, with a face as beautiful as the sun by day and the moon by night, but life didn't agree with me, and because the power of life and the truths that humans have no choice but to accept were much greater than me, my only share of having this happy family was no more than a brief and brief fantasy, interspersed with the disturbing thoughts that rise and fall in my mind during the day.
I’ve been looking after my daughter—who is 1 year and 3 months old—since she turned one and her mother went back to work.
I stay home caring for her and working on my projects while she sleeps; I can assure you, it’s worth trying again.
I tried the first time around and was blindsided to discover that my ex-wife and I wanted different things...
It hurt a lot, but I kept going—just like you are doing now. It was worth it.
Now, I read and write from the couch, watching Mundo Bita while she plays with her toys; I can’t wait until I can tell her stories and teach her things I’ve learned through my own experience.
Anyway...
The best thing in the world is to love and be loved.
Just keep swimming!
Enjoy every minute of it. The minutes go by fast. My son is turning 16 soon and my daughter is turning 8. I don’t know where the time has gone.
I’m going to make the most of it; I admit that sometimes I get so worried about my obligations that the day is over in the blink of an eye. It’s tricky, but it’s truly amazing, even with so much to do.
I commented anonymously—sorry about that.
What was the hardest part for you? Or is it really just like a video game? A different boss for every level, haha.
Don’t give up on your dream. Kids are the best. Hopefully one day you will be lucky enough to have them. Thanks for the kind words.
I know your story ended with a flourish but at the same time, I am most interested in learning about your daughter’s response. What did she say after your rousing finale?
...and has she brought it up since, in various settings? "my Daddy says banks make fake money!"
I tried a different approach with my daughter. When I taught this stuff to my son I did it with a bit more vitriol over fiat and we were at the coffee shop one day standing in line and someone in front of us pays with cash and he blurts out “it’s just paper, it’s not real, why do they take that” haha
correct, son. Beautiful observation.
go ask them!
Nothing really. We were home at that point and she was focused on watering the plants before my wife came home. That’s her chore. I did not give her a dog treat for doing it though. haha
Stunning.
"None." The end; you fucked by fiat -_-
but Daddy, what if I joined the magic oven, then I could have a million dogs working for me??
Can’t beat em join em.
At least you can eat the dog treats
Dog treats are great bear market sustenance.