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Have you got a square terminal retailer near you? I've still got 14k locked sats that need testing if they can be spent? Want some sats?

I'm sure there are a number, but you should just hang on to them until you find one.

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they have an expiry date lol

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I can't give these fucking things away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Right fuck it im posting 2 cashu invoices here in this feed, if you want them take them, if you don't gfy

As opti says, mid June cut off use by date

Incoming.....

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anon sponsoring scraper bots

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Couldnt even paste it here, text limit lol

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Just wait until we get the results of all these googly spooky peoples pushing HUGE cryptography. ML-DSA-87 signatures are 4627 bytes. That's just the sig. In base64 that'd be 6100 characters for the signature alone. lol

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Are you criticising my invoice brev

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187 sats \ 1 reply \ @optimism 29 May

Those are nuts. And no. I wouldn't take your nuts in my mouth

The last 7K go get em bots lol

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