Here’s mine:

Parenting in Singapore is a tiresome business, with parents expected to do their toddlers’ preschool homework. Geez. Fortunately, my personal and professional lives aligned again.

Showed the daughter the video of the otter devouring a fish at our school pond. Attempted my best impersonation of drawing. Outsourced the writing of a caption to the son, after which I rectified his error. It’s EATING, not eatting, my dear boy. Empowered the daughter to colour my pathetic drawing. It’s your homework, young lady.

Okay, done.✅