"Freak pickleball accident" caught my eye. Not the way anyone wants to go, I'm sure.
Charlie Kirk’s longtime mentor has died following a bizarre pickleball accident. Jeff Webb, 76, died after falling while playing pickleball and suffering a severe head injury, Cheer Daily reported.
Could this be a new euphemism?
If I ever die, I request suspicious circumstances
"freak linear regression accident"
Something works out like I expect on the first try and I die of shock
In suspicious circumstances, investigators discovered that the data had been manipulated so that it would work on first try
Yes. After all, you only get to die once. Seems like a shame to waste it on something boring.