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The ultimate challenge for AI will be getting old windows 95 games to work on modern linux.

I spent the last two hours using Claude, Gemini, and ChatGPT to try to troubleshoot why I can't successfully get Robert E Lee Civil War General running on my kids ubuntu laptop. None of them were successful and my children are now crying and unhappy.

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You might be interested in this: https://www.gog.com/en/gog-preservation-program

And you might want to check if that game is available on Linux in gog.com

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1 sat \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 1h

Sadly, my taste in games is so eclectic that they don't have it.

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38 sats \ 0 replies \ @SHA256man 2h

"what do u look for in a partner?" - "a decalcified pineal gland;"

how true and practical! 💞

um, why do most brain scans show a calcified pineal gland as early as kindergarten?!

wtf is in the water?!!!

https://myberkey.com/

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124 sats \ 0 replies \ @AG 3h

Another mug on its way

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101 sats \ 3 replies \ @k00b 3h

If we take LLMs-eat-software to its limit, I think all software, including one's operating system, becomes bespoke and lives in a persistent, just-in-time-able cache (perhaps with some global sharing). All that's left is access to:

  1. storage for caches
  2. network
  3. inference
  4. edge devices that can interface with the above and present your desired input and sense-interface
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124 sats \ 2 replies \ @optimism 1h

Things I've really appreciated not having to vibe (thus far):

  1. db engines and ORM stuffs
  2. networking protocols
  3. cryptographic engines
  4. machine readable interface definitions (from yaml to protobuf)
  5. compilers, though apparently that's the new hot thing lol
  6. runtimes

I think that there's still a place for FOSS in the future. Just the standard has to go up a bit, and maybe it will. This morning I found an npm package that purged 75% of its useless deps (like terminal coloring) in a recent release. I'm hoping that that will be the next hot thing: no more dep bloat! It would make life so much better.

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101 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 1h

I'm with you.

Do you think those survive if we have full-tilt, full-saturation in only ~5 years?

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124 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism 56m

The npm packages? No. The first thing any sovereign superintelligence will do is forget about higher level languages at all. If you're perfect, you can do everything in ASM and just reference your own templates.

Protocols are a different story though. Maybe the set will change but the concept will stay around. Cryptography the same. Machine readable interfaces will just dump the human readable parts. Think ASN.1/uPER messages defined in ASN.1/uPER declarative files. utf-8 is for meatbags. The thing is, Skynet doesn't need you to have a computer or phone or any interface at all. It shall just terminate. Or harvest.

The problem I have with the AGI essays is that they rely on human institutions and values that are completely irrelevant for a clanker. Why are the reply bots so annoying? Because they have no shame. And we're talking about simulators with markdown files and a wikipedia brain here, nothing actually advanced.

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3 sats \ 0 replies \ @Kontext 3h

Modern science catching up with ancient mysticism 🤠

Source

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Is anyone else having trouble with ZBD? Login is not working for me...

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81 sats \ 1 reply \ @Kontext 4h

What if you're the One who can save us all? It is a possibility, although a minor one, and you wouldn’t necessarily know it if it were true. But it could be.

Now, if there is a tiny chance that the fate of the world hinges on your actions, you should act on it. Because if it does - it is of utmost importance; and if it doesn't - then you're likely to just live a more fulfilling life.

In any case, the fate of your soul undoubtedly hinges on your decisions. And as “you are the world and the world is you,” it is a fundamentally true statement. Live like it.

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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @plebpoet 4h

nice

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Who's Babu?

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There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors.
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Sheesh trying to Login to coinkite these last few months have absolutely sucked

Don’t understand how I got rate limited by doing ONE REFRESH!!!

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Ahh shoot just missed it!! Another drop will come tomorrow or drop your npub for a mysterious loot bag

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Drop a npub for mysterious loot

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10 sats \ 1 reply \ @BlokchainB 6h

Sent

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163 sats \ 0 replies \ @deSign_r 6h

lol you guys know how to make the game entertaining

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Who knows

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Coin of the day:

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @suraz 11h

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In a train to the snowfapped mountains
a germanic passenger
seated two rows closet to the exit
deep in his panic
loco moto koko
spakish to the moderator (a marble wagyu jaw) replies
with.a.qr-mode:
"The nest stop is the final stop, sir"

I giggle and squirt over the seat, eggs on fire, shift to warm spot so as not to be sniffed out

Then.
They guy gathers them luggage, laughing not in an organic style, and
GIVES IN
mounting micro blasted soldiers on a silver card signed with united arab squiggles

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @orto 9h -21 sats

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It is unacceptable for the US, which possesses the world's largest nuclear arsenal, to attack Iran under the pretext of nuclear weapons and kill people, including children, even though Iran has opened its nuclear program to control. Iran may suffer heavy losses in this war. But the US will be the loser. Even regime opponents around the world, including Iranians in my country(Turkey), have begun returning to their homeland. Which bomb can stop this faith and love of country?