So when you wrote this:

you didn't try to brag, but thought it's clear that 80% of those aren't lightning transactions, just database transactions?

Or when you wrote this and compared yourself to a lightning wallet with real lightning transactions?

You can't zap 44k people at once on the lightning network, not even two.

Afaik, you don't even run a lightning node yourself. Or do you have a pubkey of a node I can look up on amboss.space, and it will have Club Orange as the node alias?